Apparently, having cancer in America entitles you to special economic stimuli. A few weeks ago I received a discount card in the mail that I can use any time I rent a car from Hertz. Just knowing that I can get a deal on a rental car helps me rest easier at night. Except I am too young to rent a car from Hertz. But let me tell you, come October 3rd I am headed straight to Hertz, using my cancer discount card, and driving my worries away.